Monday, 10 October 2011

Modern Dating Advice

The dating world has changed a lot in the last decade. From the 50's to the new millennium, things were about the same, and before 1950, things were the same for hundreds of years. But nowadays, especially with social media, there are some considerations you need to make while dating new people. In the spirit of brotherhood, I have taken the time to highlight a few good ideas that you should consider when dating someone in this brave new world.

Emailing Her At Work

Almost every white collar worker has a computer at their disposal in their job place now. This is an opportunity for you to send some little "thinking about you" note. Although you may be tempted to include some cute photo of you and her smooching, or other more intimate stuff, do not do so. Email in the work place is not private, and is often monitored by the computer department. Sending intimate information into a corporation can diminish your girlfriend in the eyes of others at work, especially if she is in any sort of supervisory position. Many people think that email is as private as snail mail. It is not. It is actually the property of whoever runs the computers that the email is sitting on. In this case, the employer. They are free to read it, and if they find anything in it that they do not like, they can fire her. Many employees have found this out the hard way!


Other Dudes Posting on her Facebook Wall

Do not get jealous of other guys thinking that your lady is hot. I mean, after all, that is likely why you were originally attracted to her. You also have to understand the dynamic between them. This could be someone who has a past history of making suggestive comments as a form of humor, and has absolutely no interest in her. Keep to the high road on this one, and let her handle it herself. If she’s a quality lady, she’ll tell the dude to clean it up or she’ll un-friend him (unless it really us just harmless bantering between old friends). If you ever see the dude in public, you can always have a discussion as to why he thinks it is appropriate to treat her like a whore in front of her other friends on Facebook. If he is really a friend, he will stop.


Turn Down Your Answering Machine to “Off”

People call at the most inconvenient times. If you and your new girlfriend are hanging out and someone calls you and you let it go to the machine, and the volume is up, she might hear an ex of yours drunk dialing you for a hookup. No matter if you intend to get back with your ex or not, it is best to avoid the drama. So leave the machine off, and check your messages in private.


Get Up With Her, Then Go Back to Sleep

Modern women are much more focused on careers than women of the past. To this end, she may have to be an early riser to stay on top of workloads. If she’s crashing at your place, get up with her, no matter how early it is. Fix her a light breakfast of toast and coffee, or toast and tea. She will be happy for the attention, and that will likely garner you extra special attention later that evening! After she goes, you can always get some more sack time. So it is not as if you ruined your whole day for her. She will likely more than make up for it that night, if you get my drift. Trust me on this one. 


Use Your Smartphone Reminders

Use the technology you have in your pocket to your advantage. Even if you do not use it on a regular basis now, you will find that it can be really useful to you. Besides the obvious of plugging in birthday, anniversary, and stuff, you should also plug in a monthly reminder of your first date (after a year change it to a yearly reminder). Include information in the notes section of the reminder about what she was wearing, where you went, what you talked about, and any other trivia that happened that day. Set up each reminder with multiple alarms so that you have time to be prepared. I usually use one week, one day and one hour reminders for just about every recurring event that I have in my phone calendar. This is another great nooky getter!


Wash Your Sheets Weekly

This one is obvious, but necessary. Women love getting into a bed with fresh sheets and pillowcases that smell like fabric softener. They do not like getting into a bed with cracker crumbs and drool stains on the pillows.


A Day At The Sex Store

There is nothing worse than breaking out a funky sex toy or costume that you bought for your new girlfriend; only to find out she doesn’t like it, or it doesn’t fit. You can’t return that sort of merchandise, and none of your friends will want your sex toy hand-me-downs. There are a couple of approaches. The first is to get her wasted so she will agree to almost any thing. The second is to just go in to look around so you can see what all the "sex perverts" are in to. When you get her in there, you can joke about some of the more extreme stuff, but it will be easy to talk her into trying some of the cuter stuff like sexy outfits, whipped cream, or edible panties for your initial purchases. Once she is more into it, she will get more adventurous.


Now go have a blast!

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