Friday 13 January 2012

Dating A Granola Child



The modern day hippy is often referred to as either a neo-hippy (who are very much like the late 60's hippy in dress, views, and outlooks) or else they can be a granola-hippy (those who are not really into political activism, but are into green eco friendly vegetarian life styles). There are two other types of modern hippies, but they are not really hippies at all, just hippie wannabes. In my personal experience, one of the best kinds of women to date when you’re looking for a special someone is a modern neo-hippy or granola-hippy  chick. Modern neo-hippies or granola-hippies are not likely going to be into bra-burning or large scale sit-ins on capital hill, but they are more educated about natural lifestyles, natural health foods, and a rejection of materialistic goods. On a political front, they are less likely to protest war, but more likely to protest big oil and wasteful consumption ruining the environment.

Females from both of these groups will tend to be similar in a few ways. They wear flowing sundresses or jeans and may even wear flowers in their hair. (They wear sandals and love to dance around campfires|They will wear flip-flops, or simple sandals, and go barefoot as often as practicable. They are uninhibited and thing nothing of dancing around a campfire on the beach, or just relaxing, looking at the stars, and contemplating the infinite|These ladies prefer being barefoot, and when footwear is necessary, flip-flops or simple sandals are preferred. Running shoes are for dress up occasions. They never obsess about putting on a couple of pounds (although that seldom happens because of the vegetarian eating practices that most of them follow), they are comfortable in their skin, and in general are just very liberal minded about sex and relationships in general. You can find them working with animals, volunteering to help young children, lecturing on healthy cooking, working in health food or herbalist stores, and giving lectures on eco-friendly living.  They smoke grass and drink organic beer. In short, they’re awesome!


Where to Meet

To gain access to these exciting breed of women, you naturally have to go where they tend to hang out.

Drum circles – This is where a lot of hippy chicks go to dance and play their drums. Fill up an empty vitamin bottle with dry macaroni, and you’ve got a shaker to play. Mingle!

Yoga class – A clean life style demands regular workouts, and the simple mat exercises are most appealing to them. Find a class and put your matt at the back of the room for the most enjoyment as you improve your health.

Indie music festivals – Burning Man or Rainbow festivals are good. But you just need to look at the flyers at the local 420 shop.

Organic markets/health food stores – Over packaging is a no-no to these ladies, so look for health food stores that sell in bulk, rather than pre-packaged. Also, organic farmers markets draw these ladies like flies. When desperate, they will utilize the gluten free aisles or organics section of grocery stores, but they are more likely to frequent specialty shops over large commercial food stores.

Lectures on environmental issues – these ladies are all about green living, low carbon impact lifestyles and organic foods. They seldom miss these kinds of lectures.


Pros to Dating Hippy Chicks

Hippy chicks are generally less materialistic and like to do more outdoorsy things like camping or hiking. What that means is that they are not a heavy drain on your pocket book. And if you ever get serious enough to marry her, although she will likely be as happy with just living with you, these thrifty attitudes will carry into the long-term relationship. You can live the rest of your life on a budget and never feel cheap about it! On top of that, if you are just getting by with the job you have, they really do not care. They are into loving you for what you are, not what you have.

They are not big on makeup. They may go for natural flower fragrances, rub a red flower petal on their cheeks as a blusher, and bite their lips a bit to make them redder. Tallow would be used as a lip-gloss or skin cream. The only area where they may concede to heavily manufactured products is sunscreens. What you see is what you get. They will look pretty much the same in the morning, or after a shower. If you like what you see, you get to see exactly that all the time. One of the great things is that they are willing to stop and smell the roses, both figuratively and literally. These are not the types of women that you usually run into, who are driven to outdo their friends in everything.

And the two biggest advantages to dating a hippy chick: she’ll probably be into tantric sex, and rarely wear a bra.


Cons to Dating Hippy Chicks

Not wearing a bra can be a drawback as well if she had more than her share of estrogen and thus is well endowed. Gravity is not a friend to large breasted women, but at least you can see what you are going to get up front ;-).

Additionally, hippy chicks usually have shaving issues. She might have a hairy downstairs, or legs, or armpits. Some guys like that though, and even if she does have “winter bush”, it’s the treat under the bush that’s important. However, if she’s against deodorants and perfumes, you could be dealing with a B.O. problem. That’s usually a deal-breaker. You have to like how your lady smells.

And the two biggest problems with dating a hippy chick: she’ll smoke all your grass, and she’s better at Frisbee than you (ego thing).


So go get them and happy hunting!

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