Many couples enjoy vacationing together, and vacationing in Canada is an amazing experience. This is a country that has metropolitan area, but still has vast tracts of wilderness and near wilderness to enjoy. Whether you are an urban tourist or an eco tourist, you can find literally thousands of places to go and things to do. Of course, while traveling, you may get an amorous urge and want to satisfy that itch immediately. Out of thousands of possibilities, these are some of my personal favorites.
Newfoundland
Castle Hill National Historic Site has an old seventeenth century fort called "Placentia". It is located strategically on the coast and was designed to protect French fishing rights from the predations of the British. Also strategically placed within this old fort are lots of nooks and crannies for you and your partner to sneak away from tour groups and enjoy some quickie private strategy sessions. Just be careful that the local gendarmes do not find you and turn your afternoon delight into a BDSM torture session.
PEI
Prince Edward Island was the first province to complete their portion of the Trans Canada Trail. It is called the Confederation Trail in PEI, and is a beautiful hike through all sorts of Maritime ecologies. From groves to meadows to rivers and wetlands, there are many beautiful and scenic spots to stop and take some alone time. Try to find a quiet and private spot away from the main hiking path though, unless getting caught is something you’ll enjoy…
Nova Scotia
Off the coast of beautiful Nova Scotia, there are regularly lots of whale sightings. Find yourself a cozy nook away from prying eyes and set up a nice picnic lunch. Then, let the magnificent whales set the romantic mood with their beautiful songs and smooth movements through the water. Pretty soon, they won’t be the only ones spraying out of their blow-holes.
New Brunswick
One really cool site to visit is the magnetic hill near Moncton New Brunswick. You and stop your car at the bottom of the hill, put it in neutral, and it will actually roll uphill. Once it gets to the top of the hill, you could stop and see if the magnetic attraction in this area has had any beneficial effects on your animal magnetism. Just test it out with your partner.
Quebec
Quebec City is one of the oldest inhabited places in North America. It was originally colonized by the French as a fur trading post and fort before the landing of the pilgrims. The current citadel and other fortifications around the city show the military history of the site very clearly. The French culture of Quebec is most evident here. This is nothing at all like Louisiana. After you have toured a fort you can eat at one of the many fine restaurants in the city. When finished with food, you can retire to your room and see if anything else stimulates your various appetites.
Ontario
Of course when you think of Ontario, you think of Niagara Falls. One of the wonders of the modern world, this traditional honeymoon haven is a great place to pass the time, including a world class casino, and a world class marine world. See the sites, have some supper, do a little gambling, then retire to your room where you can see if good luck falls your way in another sense.
Alberta
The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean. For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other.
Manitoba
Not many people know that the Harlequin Romance novel empire got its start in Winnipeg, Manitoba. You can write your own story when you visit this gorgeous province in the prairies. Visit Churchill, Manitoba with your special lover, and while you view polar bears in their natural habitat, you can warm each other up in a snow-fort you can build yourself. Just don’t melt the roof with your heat of passion!
Saskatchewan
In the northern part of Saskatchewan is the City of Saskatoon. I typical sprawling prairie city set on the forks of two rivers, there are many attractions to see. Including the Wanuskewin Heritage Park just north of the city. This is a facility that shows the heritage of the cree Indians who are native to this area. Maybe you can convince the authorities to let you make love in one of the exhibit Teepees..
British Columbia
Port Alberni is a unique place to visit. Located at the end of one of the longer inlets in the world, this city, which is physically located in the center of Vancouver Island, is actually on the west coast. The inlet is over 40 miles long. You can take a cruise for the full length of the inlet, seeing sleek seals, jumping salmon, and the occasional whale. One of the stops is the world's only floating post office. Once you have finished with the mail, you can exercise you male prerogatives with your own sleek honey.
Yukon
If you decide to venture to the far north of Canada, you should plan to do it in the summer. Winter is just too unpredictable and it is no place for casual tourists. If you do venture into the Yukon in the summer, you will experience very long days and very short nights. In fact, if you are at Dawson in the middle of June, you can read a book at midnight. A couple interesting things to do while in Dawson are to gamble at Diamond Tooth Gerties, Pan for Gold, take a guided river tour, or best yet, drink a Sour Toe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon in the "Downtown Hotel". The sour toe cocktail is a drink with a somewhat mummified human toe inside of it. After you have finished your cocktail, you can retire to your room to enjoy a different type of cocktail with your partner as well as explore whatever toe fetishes, you might have.
NWT
If you are into architecture, then the igloo shaped church in Canada's most northerly town of Inuvik might interest you. Definitely above the artic circle, the sun never sets at all for several days in mid June. Well worth a trip to see. Of course that means that you can make love under the sun for 24 hours straight. An interesting pastime if you have the stamina.
Nunavut
If you are in Nunavit, you might want to set your sites on Iqaluit on Baffin Island in Frobisher Bay. Watching polar bears is the local pastime. You may also want to experience the interesting taxi service where cabs operate more like buses with custom destinations, but you have to share the cab with anyone who flags it. After you have toured the settlement for the 30 minutes that would take, and you get bored of watching polar bears, then you and your partner can partake in the next most favorite activity, and that is mutual sexual satisfaction.
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